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twinkle twinkle little star
you’re a horrible human being
best office moment ever hands down
basically just explains the office all together
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a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
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i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
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listen when guys layer shirts like this
that’s actually all it takes once that happens i don’t even need to hear him speak i don’t care what kind of music he likes or how he feels about obama or how many potential stds he has just give me that shirt on a guy and the next scene in our lives will be a wedding i am the definition of easy i just need some layered fabrics
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i am going to be the only. one. in my prom group without a date…
this rocks
Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
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